USS RODDENBERRY [LIVE SIM 10-27-2020]
Posted on Sun Apr 18th, 2021 @ 8:11am by Lieutenant Laurel Lance & Captain Ravynn Phoenix & Commander Oliver Queen & Lieutenant Commander Adonudo Tlanuwa & Lieutenant Felicity Smoke & Lieutenant Nikosh Targus & Lieutenant Juglans Regia
Edited on on Sun Apr 18th, 2021 @ 8:12am
3,276 words; about a 16 minute read
Mission: Where do we go from here?
=/=ATTENTION=/=
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::attn::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::attn:: Angelique> ::attn::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: aa ::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::AA::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::AA::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Listening to In a gadda da vida::
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::AA::
Computer :
ROCK N ROLL
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::browses into Room 1 and smiles at "his lab":: This is nice!
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
::checking out al the delicious food::
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::strolling around the collection of food, every now and then dropping a small straw of hay::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::snuffles, snorts, follows his snout to Room 2:: Vhere's ze beef, eh?
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Starts in the dessert room and grabs a triple chocolate brownie with a Mexican chocolate frosting and all but inhales it. Then goes for the triple chocolate cheesecake and savors that one, but quickly.::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Walks into the room in her dress uniform ::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Hears Time Warp playing and grabs the Medicine Man and starts to dance::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::Room one as well, holding a balloon. Mainly because of the smell of fried food.:: Angelique> ::Wandered around past the first room and moves to the second. Giving a look to Pig, the meats looked good, so did the room.::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::grabbed by a giant pink pickle:: I don't remember all the moves!
Computer :
Monster Mash plays ship wide.
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
I don't either, I'm just a bit high and having some fun and enjoying some chocolate. ::Giggles::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Looks at herself in a polished metal tray :: Oh, my eyes. Drat.
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Oh.....I know this one.
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
You should try some of my medicinal herbs! Oh, and the mushrooms.
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
::eats perked:: mushrooms?
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::sets her plate down and puts her arms loosely with her elbows even with her shoulders as she lazily swings her arms::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Goovey, Man.......I can dig it. ::Giggles:: Okay, I'm more than a little high, that herbage was some good doobie.
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::collects a heaping pile of barely seared meat and hauls it to a table, or trough and begins rooting and grunting at it::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Do you want some? ::Offers Medicine Man a tightly rolled blunt:: I have more. A whole lot more. ::Giggles again::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Shakes it off and heads to the food ::
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
::walks over to medicine man::: did you say mushrooms? I looooove mushrooms.
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::glances around the room:: The Captain is right over there! ::points at @Ens Juglans Regia :: I think!
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: hears her cue :: (w) here goes.
:: Looks at her arms and hands ::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::looks up briefly, his snout bloody and slobber dripping down his chin:: Thish ish so good!
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Why do I want the capatin? I like dancing with you. But....I'm getting hungry again. I need more chocolate.
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::Works through grabbing a bit of...well, pretty much everything in room one. Not bothering with the music.:: Angelique> Hungry there a bit, mister piggie? ::Raising an eyebrow and still looking over the meats::
Ens Juglans Regia :
(w) What would she eat? :: Picks up a small plate :: Oh, balls of meat...
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
I was just saying ... contraband, and uh ... authority figure? Oh, hi, Captain!
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
[Hahahaha....balls of meat...::dies::]
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::grunts, snorts, rooting in his tray:: Vasn't hungry before coming in, but ... ze smell got me going, yes?
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Turns :: Welcome to the party. I was remiss in getting my costume together, but as they say the show most go one.. or the eats.
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Giggles:: Not contraband....found it in hydroponics on a security run a couple days ago, looking for people hiding.
Can't be contraband when it's grown on the ship. ::Giggles::
Ens Juglans Regia :
Oh! : as she tastes the meat ::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
Of course! And all of my supply are for medicinal purposes or religious ceremonies, of course!
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
'Xactly. ::Grins:: Now, we need chocolate. You joining me? Or am I eating alone?
Ens Juglans Regia :
Contraband? I heard that. Any reason I should not report it?
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::has to be one of the messiest eaters anyone has seen in a long time, food sliding off the tray onto the table all around him:: Snuffle, snort, grunt.
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> I suppose it could have. This is where I was drawn to. ::Reaching up to scratch her exposed skull.:: I know of something else that can get you going. I can take you to a realm of carnal pleasures. ::staying 'IC'::
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
::grabs a plate of calamari and sex on the beach drink. Heads to find a corner table :::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
Hmm ... I think I feel the munchies coming on. Let's mosey over and sample some foodstuff.
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Gets other small bites ::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::looks up at Angelique:: Carnal pleasures, eh? Vun of my favorite kinds!
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
I just want chocolate. I'll meet you at a table when you get what you want.
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Gets a drink :: Are we using synthetic?
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::watches the pink pickle waddle off to find chocolate:: Interesting costume, that.
Computer :
Thriller plays
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::Penny was going to have a little more fun with moving around trying to find spots to scare people.::
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::continuing to eat her food in peace, sitting next to a chipper fairly godmother in a disgustingly bright blue dress::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::jumps up to the Thriller music:: I love dis song! ::starts trying to do the moves ... horribly::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Adjusts her uniform ::
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
:: savors her sex on the beach::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> Oh, why yes..::moving up to Zombie Pig and running the back of her index finger down his cheek.::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Maneuvers her way over to sit and eat ::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::gives a shudder at Angelique's caress:: Oh, dat feels ... strange, yes?
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Heads over to the dessert room and grabs the biggest platter available and loads it up with all kinds of chocolate desserts from cookies, to pie, to cake, to cheesecake, to brownies, to fudge, to pudding, to ice cream, and then drenches the entire platter in hot fudge and then goes to find Medicine Man and finds an empty table and sits down and starts to indulge::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Wonders who she should be talking to, but really hungry ::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Licking the spoon from all the hot fudge and then eating the ice cream first so it wouldn't melt::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::Oh! There's an idea. The Jeffress Tubes. Moving to get in one and work through to just one of the randome others ajoining the set up.:: I can seeee you. ::Said just enough to be heard and in a creepy voice.::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: drinks :: (m) Old music
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Then sees a fully loaded cheeseburger and forgets all about the chocolate and heads over and grabs it and eats it while standing there, moaning over the taste::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> Why does it now? I promise much more. Why don't we see who else we can find that will come play.
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::comes back from the Conservatory with a platter piled with various fungi, sees the @Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie and sits beside her:: Um, you've got a little something on your chin there.
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Spots her platter of chocolate and drops the burger, going back to her chocolate fix::
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
::walks over to Pennywise:: care to dance?
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Eats some square and spicy foods ::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Do I? ::Wiping face with hands and smearing even more chocolate and mixing it a little with the sauce from the burger:: All better?
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::looks at Angelique carefully:: You are avare dat your head is ... split open?
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::grins:: Depends on what you were trying to accomplish! ::digs into his fungi::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::snorts a bit and pushes the hatch open.:: Was suppose to be scaring people. ::getting out and closing it.:: I suppose. Angelique> You don't like it? Or the why I look? I did say carnal pleasures. Lets find other that want to come. ::Sauntering towards one of the other rooms::
Ens Juglans Regia :
Oh! :: opens her mouth and waves in an attempt to cool her mouth ::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
The whatever on my chin you saw. ::Then spots the chocolate and picks a hot fudge coated double chocolate, chocolate chip cookie and then licks fingers when done:: Oh, that was good.
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::watches Angelique sauntering away:: I vill be regretting this, yes? ::follows::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Then looks around and pulls out the bong and takes a long hit:: You want some?
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: drinks ::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::offers to trade a stringy mushroom for the bong:: Trade?
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Don't let me ruin your fun if you have something better to do.
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Eats some stringy cheese, where it elongates as she attempts to chew it :: Mmmm...mmm
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Sure. ::Grins and makes the trade, dipping the 'sroom in the hot fudge and then polishing it off in a single bite.::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> Why would anyone regret what the realm has to offer? Perhaps I'll play with you first when we have more. ::Winking and next room, the Conservatory.:: Any you fancy to play?
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Blinks a few times:: Um.....okay......that was strong. And good. ::Giggles again::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
No one fell for it anyway, um...? No idea who you're suppose to be. Some Superhero.
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
I looooove to play twister
Care to play?
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::takes a bite of the triple chocolate cheesecake covered in hot fudge and moans:: Oh man, this has never tasted so good before.
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Twister? Wait..twister for a halloween party?
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::pulls a huge drag on the bong then goes into a coughing fit:: Hack, that's ... cough ... good stuff too!
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Wonders if Twister is some song or a food ::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::following Angelique's lure like some lost puppy ... or potbelly pig?::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Grins at Medicine Man:: Only the best for a fellow conno...connosur....afficia....enth....lover of natural highs.
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Eats more oddly-shaped items ::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
Look, there's pieces floating in the water! Look ... they're dancing!
Computer :
*ACTION Annoument of the pie eating contest.
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> ::Motions a hand, pressing back against him.:: Which one?
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::looks up:: Vait! Eating contest? I am shoo-in, yes? I must be going!
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> ::Glances up at the announcement.:: Well dammit...this was just getting good to..
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Dancing? No, not right now. I need more chocolate. ::Polishes off the triple chocolate cheesecake covered in hot fudge::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
Pie eating contest? ::glances at the Pickle:: How many pies do you think you could fit in after that platter of cocoa?
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Finishes the food, but goes for another drink ::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
Unless it's chocolate pie, I don't care. If it's chocolate pie, I could eat them all.
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::eyes the Pickle warily:: Could be mincemeat pies. Or bilberry. Or ... cranberry apple tarts! Or ... ::wanders off towards the pies::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Watches Medicine Man go and eats the triple chocolate pie she had on the platter, also coated in hot fudge::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::Pennywise wasn't going to participate but would go with Black Crow to go watch.::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::snuffles the air:: Dere vill be pies. Vhere are ze pies, eh?
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Realizes she has food on her face, closes her eyes and morphs it off ::
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::When everyone is distracted with the pie eating contest, sneaks off for a little bit. Then comes back as if nothing had changed::
Computer :
pies lined up on table.
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> ::In true horror form, she plucked out one of the curved needle clamps and stalked like she was about to kill Pig. Of course it was just show. Wasn't it?::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::sees the Pig approaching the pie eating contest:: Oh, no, he's bound to win, right?
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Goes over to the contest and sees all the pies:: Is this who can eat it the fastest or who can eat the most?
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Watching people surrounding the pies ::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::glances at the Pickle:: Either vay, I am sure vin, yes?
Ens. Langsbury :
;;Columbia comes in and heads over to the Zombie Pig to run the end of a pink feather boa down the back of his neck;;
Computer :
Take your seat please
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::steps up to the table, confused:: Is this common on earth? I was only there for the academy, and we never did this.
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
Whoa! ::flinches at the feather:: Vhat are you doing? Almost made me knock over table!
Ens. Langsbury :
Magenta was over dusting the operating table in the Mad Scientist's workroom and sneaking some of the finger food at the same time;;
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::takes a seat and looks up at the Scarecrow:: Oh, yes, quite common, though not always pies. More often it was hot dogs or such.
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Sits down to a pie
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::drags the chair out a little further and plops his backside into it:: You vill be needing more pies, yes?
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::sees something shiny on a table and moves away. picking up a silver spoon and sits down in a corner and starts to stare at it, twisting it to catch the light. Humming, "Another Brick in the Wall"::
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
That is....I thought they only did competitive eating on Q'onoS..strange.
Ens. Langsbury :
Columbia giggled and sat down next to the Pig tickling him again with the feather boa;;
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::grins up at Scarecrow:: Competitive gagh eating will make one gag, right? ::giggles::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> ::stands to the side, definitely out of the way to not get anything on her::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::spits and sputters at the feathers drifting around him:: Dis is strategy, yes? I vill not be deterred!
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
Yeah...I always lost...Klingons don't have the gag reflexes of a human...well.. ::looks down at herself:: sort of human? Still haven't figured that out.
Computer :
Begin eating
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::picks up the first pie and begins eating::
Ens. Langsbury :
;;grabs a pie and began eating;;
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
::dives into her pie:::
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: Holorecording this :: For blackmail later/
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::flops his face directly into the pie pan:: Snuffle, grunt, snort. Next!
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::looks at the Pig:: No fair! You have to eat the whole pie, right? Not just the center!
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Watching the light reflecting off of the spoon:: Pretty....pretty. ::Starts to softly sing "pretty little ponies" while watching the spoon, then switches to somewhere over the rainbow at the light fracturing across the surface::
Computer :
times up
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::eats calmly, at a fairly quick but steady pace::
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::glares at the @○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa and grins around the tusks:: I vill come back to it, yes? ::flops into second pie::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
I ... I ::looks at his half a pie:: Didn't even finish one? Was there a Time Warp? Again?
Computer :
We have a clear winner.
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
(lol)
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::grins, his face covered in pie from eyebrow to chin::
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::glances at her two empty pie tins, and the half empty one she was working on before pulling a small piece of pumpkin out of her hay::(edited)
Ens Juglans Regia :
:: claps ::
Computer :
Scarecrow wins
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
I think those mushrooms and bong hits affected my reflexes or something.
Ens. Langsbury :
;;Columbia keeps eating steadily on her pie;;
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::looks over at the skinny Scarecrow:: You ... beat me? But ... how?
Computer :
PAUSE
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
::looks around, confused:: What?
Lt. Cmdr Kai Makorie :
::Pause::
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
Klingon upbringing?
::PP::
Ens. Langsbury :
;;paused;;
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
::paused::
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
::paused::
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::paws:: Angelique> ::paws::
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Well we'll turn the crew loose and I see who I need to keep an eye on. ::Giggles:: Fantastic job everyone.
I do have an announcement.
When we reach DS9 I was thinking of upgrading or getting a sleeker, faster more efficient ship.
Those in favor of a sovereign ship, ONLY say aye if in favor and nay if not.
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
Aye!
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
Aye!
MCpt. Kirsten Maud :
aye!
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::Raises hand:: New new ship? Not upgrades?
Ens. Langsbury :
Columbia> Aye
Magenta> I'll go with whatever
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
::Raises hand again.::
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Yes Penny
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Perhaps more prudent to take suggestions and a vote? Thought ultimately the CO's decision of course. We do already have a number of Sovies.(edited)
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Had it been nay sir then I would have gone with upgrades to our nebula class ship.
Ens Juglans Regia :
Luna class?
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Just meant class suggestions, ma'am.
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Ahh well there is still time for a final decision. I just want to see where everyone is at the moment.
There is more to discuss with everyone but for now that's all.
If you would like to continue the party, please do. If you need to go, then you are DISMISSED.
Ens Juglans Regia :
I thought the Captain was the only one who could dismiss.
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
I like the Luna, Captain Pheenix.
Current tech, Connie refit?
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
She's a superhero, Cap'n. It's her superpower!
Ens Juglans Regia :
I speeled my nam coorectlee rite?
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
In looking over it, I kinda like the Luna, too!
Ens Juglans Regia :
USS Titan
●● Lt Nikosh Targus :
I tink I need sleep after all dat food! I'm out.
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Well as I said we have time. But since everyone seems to be in favor of a more efficient ship that's step one.
○●● LtCmdr Adonudo Tlanuwa :
OK, I'm out too, folks. Shrooms and bongs made me sleepy! I'll just be over ... here. Zzzzz.
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
I know what we should go with. Oberth.
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
We will be at DS9 a bit so there will be more discussions
Ens Juglans Regia :
Maybe they have a starship showroom
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Angelique> okay..now you need to come with me to the carnal realm. I have plans for you. You'll like them...::dripping with sarcasm and death in her voice::
FCpt. Ravynn Phoenix :
Haha one could wish
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Uh...I'm not going with you.
Ens Juglans Regia :
This ship was only driven by a Ferengi FEEmale on Sundays.
Night all
Cmdr Queen/Lt. Smoke :
Nights.
Computer :
LIGHTS OUT
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